just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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