just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
