Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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