She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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