We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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