Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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