did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Hippo gnu deer
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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