how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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