i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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