THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i think im in europe. pls send help
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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