Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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