So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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