his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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