Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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