Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Semen is not good for contacts.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?