weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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