any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
