He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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