ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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