pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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