My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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