Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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