Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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