Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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