FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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