therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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