David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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