brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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