just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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