real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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