what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize