PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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