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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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• (760): View more from California

  I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  summer is not the time to consider going full bush.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street

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  It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?

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