I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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