): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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