I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.