It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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