i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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