Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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