Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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