Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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