I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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