So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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