While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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