DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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