when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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