Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
