No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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