did you get engaged???
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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