I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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