I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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