he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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