She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My vagina just recognized that song.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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