are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
So many bounce houses so little time
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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