toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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