But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I stole a fireplace last night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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