haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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