i just wanna soil my oats bro
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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