How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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