I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize