he shaved USA in his pubs
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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