I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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