If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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