duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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