You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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